Exciting New Things, Also Some Mo Shit...

If you know a damned thing about me, you know all I think about is money.

I think some people think I may be slightly exaggerating when I say, there isn’t a time, a locale, a circumstance when I am not thinking about the money. Me and the cash? We don’t have relationship issues. Ever. Me and them hundred dollar bills are the only serious type of love I’ve ever had, and we are still very much having the love affair to this day.

With that said, I am always working. Even when I’m not, I am.

Books, the column, 2 other columns, some mo shit, the podcast, and y’all know I’m still out here Bo Duke’n across hoods for these damned dogs too. When I told you I was building an empire, there wasn’t a single iota of me that was fucking around.

So, I bring you exciting news from the Queendom, and if you’re not excited..well, you can essentially go see BMan and he’ll give your bitch ass something to kiss.

I’m just playing. BMan isn’t whorey. Look up any of the offenders from the 1-800-Fuckboy collection, they’ll give you a place to plant your lips.

Here’s what I bring to you in all of the seriousness I can present:

Just this weekend, Ask A Bitchface opened another market up over on Medium. Some of y’all read some of my more serious work over on Medium, but I actually had our girl Lisa Pen tell me that Medium has a lotta shit, whores next door, Good Men down the way, but no Bitchfaces.

Um, hello. *ding dong* Bitch, I’m here.

In addition, some of you have been listening to Bman and his voice like hot butter, and my hood country ass in our Ask A Bitchface podcast. We’ve branched the fuck out there as well, and you can hear us on 12 different podcast players, in addition to here on Substack and also on the the AaBF website, @https://wordpress.com/block-editor/page/atthisbichishilarious.wordpress.com/217.

Copy and paste that shit, I’m not the techie, that’s Brian. I’m not gonna continue to coddle y’all all the damned time. Shit.

The moral of the story: That’s me, bitch. So if you like me, cool. It seems shit is really going your way. If you don’t, well, grab a fucking number and join the rest of those weak ass bitches in the back that have been impatiently waiting for me to give a fuck. It’s finna be a long ass winter y’all.

So, come over and join myself and BMan, and our contributing writers, Lisa Pen and Sarah Malone, my sis from another mis on our Medium publication. Keep looking out for Safety and The Single Lady over on Hubpages, go check in with us at r/askabitchface, and don’t forget that back in the beginning, I bought every fucking extension you could put on Ask A Bitchface. Google it, that’s on me baby.

In case you weak ass hos in the back were wondering how to build an empire, you can use this as your cliffs note. Or you can just sit there mad about it like everything else, I don’t give a fuck.

Love,

Ms. Macon